1st RULE
You talk about Project Mayhem.
2nd RULE
You talk about Project Mayhem.
3rd RULE
If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out you keep writing.
4th RULE
Anyone can write.
5th RULE
One story at a time.
6th RULE
No shirts, no shoes, no chaps.
7th RULE
You don't have to follow all these rules. We just wanted to sound all cool and fight clubby.
8th RULE
If this is your first time on Project Mayhem, have fun and please come back!! We like you, we really, really like you!