tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2173408054965817352.post5176593203349880636..comments2024-03-15T09:26:02.796-05:00Comments on PROJECT MAYHEM: How the story goesProject Mayhemhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05154342399869089664noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2173408054965817352.post-33959754397169769292013-03-25T15:17:57.316-05:002013-03-25T15:17:57.316-05:00Beau frowned. "You're such a lampshade.&q...Beau frowned. "You're such a lampshade." He knew it didn't make sense, but it was all he had. Comebacks were not Beau's strong point.<br /><br />"Good one," said Ingrid. "Real original." She laughed as she stared at the half scroll. "Got any more zingers in your quiver?"<br /><br />"You...tomato sandwich!" cried Beau. He shook his head. "Let's just figure out what's on this scroll. It kind of looks like a treasure map with instructions."Mike Winchellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11771482167997501541noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2173408054965817352.post-27221556476542409582013-03-25T14:16:41.938-05:002013-03-25T14:16:41.938-05:00"I'd rather not get into any kerfuflle.&q..."I'd rather not get into any kerfuflle." Beauregard regarded his sister suspiciously, as if he doubted whether she knew a bunion from an onion.<br />"Just get your bedroom slippers," she scolded him, "before I call the fireman."Matthew MacNishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03264738483763244969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2173408054965817352.post-661780328840764012013-03-23T06:46:45.090-05:002013-03-23T06:46:45.090-05:00We need serious help," Ingrid said under her ...We need serious help," Ingrid said under her breath, "The old lady who lives in that hut by the river can read any language."<br />"The one with the bushy nose hairs and giant bunion on her knee?"<br />"Bunions aren't on knees, you dip," Ingrid groaned, gently rolling the scroll. "Come on, let's find her."eden unger bowditchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17874537224610872095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2173408054965817352.post-61896560113612523762013-03-20T14:20:45.859-05:002013-03-20T14:20:45.859-05:00"Goody," snarked Ingrid. "Hopefully..."Goody," snarked Ingrid. "Hopefully It's instructions on how to put that thing together." She snatched the scroll.<br />The scroll crumbled in half. "Now look what's you've done."<br />Beau unrolled the half he still held and tried to make sense of the black wavering lines. Was it his dyslexia or was that just really bad writing?The Pen and Ink Blogspothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01709195512534318571noreply@blogger.com