I. Genesis:
Every new novel begins with an inspiration comparable to The
Big Bang – an explosion of light and matter and creative force capable of
producing an entire universe, not to mention critical acclaim, several awards,
and New York Times best seller status.
Of course, in the light of the next day, what appeared to be the genesis
of life usually turns out to be one of those sparklers you stick in your lawn
on the Fourth of July. But, hey, any
light in the darkness is better than none!
II. Pre-Writing:
Here’s where first drafts begin to diverge. Plotters will tackle the characterization,
plot, and theme with the precision of architects and engineers.
Pantsters, on the other hand, will scribble a couple notes
on a napkin before strapping on a harness and a bungee cord and leaping off a
cliff.
III. One Quarter of the Way In:
About 15-20k words into the story, pantsters find themselves
wrestling an alligator. It’s suddenly a
squirming fury of snapping jaws and wicked teeth, with a thrashing tail and a
hide too tough to penetrate. They
realize, while fighting for limb and life, that this is not what they
envisioned back in that Big Bang stage!
Meanwhile, plotters look at that carefully designed and
meticulously implemented story structure they created and discover it looks
more like:
IV. Playing Possum:
No matter where the writer is on the continuum between
pantster and plotter, at some point the first draft will look like this:
It’s not dead. It’s just playing dead. Poke it with a stick. Poke it again. Google possums on the internet and verify:
It can’t really be dead. It’s faking. Isn’t it?
V. The Home Stretch:
Assuming the possum isn’t really dead, the story begins to
move again. The writer breathes life
into it, then can’t stop to catch a breath.
Plotters find themselves back on their outline; pantsters discover their
subconscious was right all along. The
story moves so fast, the writer can barely keep up. Forget sleep. Forget meals. Forget the children and the husband – they
know how to use the microwave, gosh darn-it!
VI. The Masterpiece:
Finally, after a few weeks (or months, or years) of toil,
the writer produces the first draft of that brilliant masterpiece, first
conceived in a moment of ultimate creativity.
And it looks like this:
Oh well, it’s yours anyway, and you love it. Besides, you’ve had some Big Bang-ish ideas
for Draft #2, and there’s still plenty of time to get your Michelangelo on!
I love this!
ReplyDeleteI love this with the heat of a thousand suns. Or a trillion sparklers. Whichever is hotter.
ReplyDeleteOmigosh, SO TRUE!!
ReplyDeletePerfection.
ReplyDeleteThanks, everyone! My most recent first draft spent about 3 months in the possum stage. Urgh.
ReplyDeleteI feel you, Dianne...looking right over my shoulder as I am writing this draft!
ReplyDeleteThis is wonderful! So true.
ReplyDeleteWell said, Diane!
ReplyDeleteVery true. And very timely. I'm just finishing up a first draft right now, and I'm poking it with a stick. Surely it can't be this lifeless. ;)
ReplyDeleteFantastic! And so painfully true.
ReplyDeleteYes! Yes! Yes! This blog post describes my first draft perfectly! Thanks for letting me know I'm not alone.
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